Because it’s fun to anthropomorphize web sites

Jesse: I just installed some new software on a Linux system at home last night, and for some reason my copy of Firefox did not want to hit google.com — I was seriously lost
then I tried yahoo.com, and that didn’t come up
so I gave up and used my Mac
such is my reliance on Google
Henry: Just shut down and wrap youself in a blanket. The Google Police will be out soon to fix everything.
Jesse: “Oh Great Google in the sky, why have You forsaken me?”
*shiver *shiver “I’m so cold and alone”
Henry: “Because you doubted me, child.”
“Now kill a fatted calf or something, I dunno.”
Jesse: “I would, but without Your Most Holy Search Function, I have no idea what a ‘fatted calf’ is”
Henry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatted_calf
Jesse: It’s fun to anthropomorphize web sites
Henry: We’ve created another weird little world here, haven’t we?

Leave a Reply