Because it’s fun to anthropomorphize web sites
Thursday, December 15th, 2005| Jesse: | I just installed some new software on a Linux system at home last night, and for some reason my copy of Firefox did not want to hit google.com — I was seriously lost |
| then I tried yahoo.com, and that didn’t come up | |
| so I gave up and used my Mac | |
| such is my reliance on Google | |
| Henry: | Just shut down and wrap youself in a blanket. The Google Police will be out soon to fix everything. |
| Jesse: | “Oh Great Google in the sky, why have You forsaken me?” |
| *shiver *shiver “I’m so cold and alone” | |
| Henry: | “Because you doubted me, child.” |
| “Now kill a fatted calf or something, I dunno.” | |
| Jesse: | “I would, but without Your Most Holy Search Function, I have no idea what a ‘fatted calf’ is” |
| Henry: | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatted_calf |
| Jesse: | It’s fun to anthropomorphize web sites |
| Henry: | We’ve created another weird little world here, haven’t we? |